If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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