Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
