so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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