Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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