i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Never joke about your clitoris.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
