i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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