wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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