im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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