I CAN MOONWALK!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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