no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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