On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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