But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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