you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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