If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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