she was so not down for the gang bang
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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