I wish i was in the wii world.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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