I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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