stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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