Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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