she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
two words...techno handjob
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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