I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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