i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
