: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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