so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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