Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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