All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I think my moral compass just broke
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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