i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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