so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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