I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I had to cum in my sink.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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