Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i out mim tonsoeep
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