I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
