I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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