All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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