He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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