I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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