HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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