batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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