Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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