All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
tell me about the fingering
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