that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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