why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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