I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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