Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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