i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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