theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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