Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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