do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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