Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
