Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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