I think I won the penis lottery.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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