That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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